Another bomb-threat
It seems that those damned terrorists have actually run out of potential bomb-threat target. After last year's arrays of bomb threats, in the very dawn of 2004, their eyer are set on a place traditionally ignored by their predecessors: UI school of Dentistry.
In a warm friday morning, I phoned my sister, assuming that she was still at campus. Turned out that she was not because actually she didn't have any class. But actually that's not the only reason why she didn't bother to come to her campus. "You know what, my campus got a bomb threat." What? Another mindless faceless caller trying to put a fright in a campus full of gorgious high-heeled dentist to-bes?
What seemed to be the only the only logical explanation behind this new year surprise? Probably those mobs reasoned that less dentists would decrease public health, one thing lead to another, and eventually making it a lot easier for them to gain power.
I tried to figure out what a chaos it might look like in that old white dutch-heritage campus. "Oh my God, BOMB. Girls, put off your high heeled shoes! Sorry, Sir, I cannot finish drilling your left-bottom molar. Go drill it your self, I'll charge nothing on your bill for today's appointment. Oh God, no what'd happen to this half-treated dead men's teeth ... oh heck, I'm not going to bring it, else I'll be dead here and those freshmen will use my remnants as their lab material ..."
Or probably it might go like this. "Damned, it's got to be those bastards Kyai Tapa's girls trying to take away our pride as UI dentistry students. Surely they've slick plan to take over the control over white-healthy-strong teethed guys! Fools, in no condition would they be popstars in the world of female dentist students."
My sis commented, "We don't know who the caller is, but most of 3rd year students would like to show their gratitude toward this mysterious guys for a little bit of delay to the exams."
In a warm friday morning, I phoned my sister, assuming that she was still at campus. Turned out that she was not because actually she didn't have any class. But actually that's not the only reason why she didn't bother to come to her campus. "You know what, my campus got a bomb threat." What? Another mindless faceless caller trying to put a fright in a campus full of gorgious high-heeled dentist to-bes?
What seemed to be the only the only logical explanation behind this new year surprise? Probably those mobs reasoned that less dentists would decrease public health, one thing lead to another, and eventually making it a lot easier for them to gain power.
I tried to figure out what a chaos it might look like in that old white dutch-heritage campus. "Oh my God, BOMB. Girls, put off your high heeled shoes! Sorry, Sir, I cannot finish drilling your left-bottom molar. Go drill it your self, I'll charge nothing on your bill for today's appointment. Oh God, no what'd happen to this half-treated dead men's teeth ... oh heck, I'm not going to bring it, else I'll be dead here and those freshmen will use my remnants as their lab material ..."
Or probably it might go like this. "Damned, it's got to be those bastards Kyai Tapa's girls trying to take away our pride as UI dentistry students. Surely they've slick plan to take over the control over white-healthy-strong teethed guys! Fools, in no condition would they be popstars in the world of female dentist students."
My sis commented, "We don't know who the caller is, but most of 3rd year students would like to show their gratitude toward this mysterious guys for a little bit of delay to the exams."
Other suspects:
1. Anyone of millions turned-down admirers of female UI dentistry students.
2. A psycho with a dental problem and a phobia against being close to K-Flex and Headstorm trying to cancel his appointment that morning.
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